Hey porter, hey porter it's getting light outside.

This may be the greatest website in the known universe! Ladies and gentlemen I give you Wookiepedia! It's the Star Wars Wikipedia site!!. Know if you ever want to know where, when, and how Tycho Chelchu (who is not to be confused with Jake Farrell) defected from the Empire to join the Rebel Alliance you can!

It's possible that the random article link on this page may be the end of my social life.

Go Italy!

That is all.