Thoughts from Cerebro

Delta Dawn, what's that rose that you got on?

2007-07-06T14:18:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile. A few things have changed.

1. Got a dog

2. ......

Well that's it really. I got a dog. His name is Parker and he's a German Shepherd mix. He is around six years old and we got him from the pound.

I think the rain is starting to get to me. I was supposed to play softball for the last three weeks but I can't cause its been rained out. I find myself thinking and laughing out loud at old "Newsradio" scenes with Phil Hartman, and Andy Dick. Man I love that show.

I decided to let my inner monologue skits with historical characters die. It was getting boring to write. I think I enjoy thinking about historical characters being vulgar and crass. It cracks me up when I think of Edison as a foul mouthed drunkard.

I'm going to see the Astros play against the Mets tonight. I hope I get to see some fireworks

Jeff

ps

I'll be in Irvine from Aug 30th to Sept 5th. Get ready crew.

I'm so drunk I can barely see, but it helps me get through another day (stll the best show ever)

2007-02-19T20:12:00.000-08:00

Setting: A concrete sidewalk with a black two-bar railing faces the harbor. Behind is a wooded park with joggers running away from their problems, or more practically, their calories. There are three men and one Wookie leaning against the railing looking out at the harbor. One of them is drinking vodka from the bottle (drinking isn’t the right term, chugging is a more apt description) and the Wookie is smoking a cigarette.

TE:(Leans in dangerously towards Jiff and drunkenly asks) How was f-in London Jeff. (Stumbles forward, catches himself at the last instant and straitens himself, but thinks better of it and sits down, taking another long swig on his vodka bottle)
Jeff: It was good I guess. It was a bit lonely, but it snowed so that was good. Wanna see some pictures?
Chewie: MROUMMPGH MROOUMPGGHHH!!! (breathes in the smoke through his cigarette)
Jeff: Ok Chewie here we go, and can you blow that smoke somewhere else? (coughs)
Chewie: Mrroumpgh. (Blows smoke away from Jeff)
Jeff: Here’s the first one. I got in at 6 in the morning on Sunday and since that was really my only day for seeing stuff. Here are the pictures (Jeff reaches into his coat and pulls out an envelope of pictures. Edison struggles to his feet, and rests his head on Jeff's shoulder as he gazes at the pictures)

Here's Buckingham Palace

Green Park

The Rosetta Stone

Me and some old dude

a tv/guitar

snow

and most important of all

All in all it was fun. Cheers mate!

Conf: Oh my god. Thats so lame, right Edison?

TE: (looking sick, Thomas leans forward and vomits on Jeff's shoe)

Jeff: OH MY GOD MR. EDISON, MY SHOES!!!! (before Jeff can lean down and clean his shoe, Chewie puts his cigarette out in the vomit. Jeff looks over at Chewie) I hate you guys.

Nobody Writes em Like They Used To

2007-01-31T20:05:00.000-08:00

Setting: A room with blinding white walls, ceiling and floor. In the middle of the room there is a white elevated table with four white bar stools with stiff wooden backs that are also painted white. The room smells faintly of disinfectant. There is a door. The doorknob slowly turns as three people and a Wookie enter and take seats around the table.

Jeff: ... So that's why I'll never use toilet paper to wrap a novelty gift again.

All others: EWWWWW!!!!!

TE: Speaking of disgusting do any of you use the first sheet of toilet paper?

Conf: What do you mean Edison?

TE: You know the piece of toilet paper that holds the rest of the roll together when you open it up.

Jeff: Why would there be a problem with that? It's still tissue paper.

TE: Cause there's glue on it dip shit. There are stickiness issues.

Chewie: Mrrrroumpgh! Mrrrooummpggh! ughhh! ughhhhhh!

All others: EWWWWWW!

Conf: That my hairy friend was uncalled for.

Jeff: I dunno. I still think it's fine. I mean tissue paper is still tissue paper. You of all people should know that MR. Edison. For God's sake you invented the...(Edison punches Jeff across the face sending him to the floor, unconscious)

There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. It's guy love between two guys.

2007-01-29T22:01:00.000-08:00

Ok I'm back. I am getting bored of the standard blog procedure. You know what I'm talking about noble blog reader. Me starting off with a lame joke, then bitching and moaning, and then me sobbing for twenty minutes in a corner praying that the peanut butter jar isn't empty for my midnight consolation snack. That hole will never be filled with food Jeff.

I've decide to explain what is going in my life with a cast of historical figures. They will help me explain my thoughts and feelings to the world. So without further ado, let me introduce my new best friends:

Thomas Edison is a famous American inventor. Best known for his invention of the light bulb, he is also credited with numerous other discoveries such as the telegraph, and the carbon mircrophone which is used in all telephones. He also fathered 6 children (that we know of) with two different women. Say hi there Mr. Edison.

Thomas Edison (TE): Blow it out of your ass there Jeff.

A little rude, Mr. Edison, a little rude. Moving on we have Confucius. Confucius is a famous Chinese thinker and social philosopher who's ideas have influenced Eastern culture. He also enjoys back rubs and occasionally likes to git r' done. Confucius you're up.

Confucius (Conf): Confucius say's hello and to eat your greens, and respect your elders, and be humble, and...

That's enough there Confucius. I swear once you get that guy going he'll never shut up. Trust me. Lastly, for today, Chewbacca. I know what you're saying Chewie is not a real historical figure. Listen people! Just because he was born in a galaxy far, far away does not exclude him from the historical society. He was, after all born a long time ago. Chewie, go ahead.

Chewie: Mrrrrouwmpgh!!! Mrrrrrrrrrooooouwwwmogggggghhhh. Mrrr.

Yes, yes Chewie we know you love to watch Trading Spaces in your spare time.

So that's the crew for now. So let me tell you what's going on in my life in the new and improved Thoughts from Cerebro v.2.

Jeff Hou (JH): So guys I got a new job in Houston! And I'm going to London on Saturday for training! Isn't that exciting?

TE: I always hated London. It's always raining.

Conf: Confucius says that rain is good for crop like discipline is for child. For you see...

TE: O shut the fuck up Confucius! Always with the rain and children and the fucking discipline!!!

JH: Mr. Edison there is no reason to...

TE: Why "Mr. Hou"? if that is what you actually are. I mean for gods sake what sort of man watches Project Runway? and a marathon of Project Runway for that matter. Don't you tell your best friend that you love him on numerous occasions?

Chewie: Mrrr Mrrr Mrrr.

JH: Laugh it up fuzzball! It's a good show! And it doesn't mean what you're thinking it means!

TE: Sure Annabelle. Sure.

JH: I hate you Mr. Edison. I hate you.

Lullabye

2006-12-29T00:33:00.000-08:00

So I think that instead of moving back to San Antonio and finding a job in Texas I'm going to move to New York City instead. That means I'll be living out of peoples apartments and trying to find a job for the next two months. I will be back in San Antonio on the 12th and then off to New York at some point in January.

In other news, I really want Nintendo DS Light. They're so cool! Awesomeness always ensues from that small gaming system. My family and I have been playing tetris for pretty much the entire time that I've been home. I really wanna see my friends: John, Arya, Calvin, Rob, and Grace. So if you're any of the aforementioned people please call me.

What about me?!?! I'm a medical marvel!!!!

2006-12-20T00:40:00.000-08:00

I'm now graduated. I need a job.

Christmas is coming so I decided to post things that I want. I actually don't expect to get any of these, but just maybe, just maybe...

-Green Lantern Ring (i don't know my ring size)
http://www.80stees.com/products/Green-Lantern-Ring.asp

-Maxtor 300 GB hard drive

-a nice brown corduroy blazer from Guess or something.

-a Job preferably in NYC, Houston, Austin, or Seattle

-my Xbox being modded (Carlos i'm looking in your direction)

-a Nintendo Wii

-a Xbox 360

Anyways I have a job interview on the 22nd of this month in Houston. I'll be getting to California on the 23rd and be back in Texas on January 12th. Happy Holidays!

Mama Say a Prayer

2006-11-28T20:28:00.000-08:00

I hate school and its work.

By the way this is the best picture of me ever!

I'm awesome.

Good day sunshine

2006-10-30T14:52:00.000-08:00

Today I've decided to highlight the eighth president of the United States of America, Martin Van Buren.

- Born Dec. 5, 1782
- Key organizer of the Democratic party
- Nicknamed by the Whig party as "Martin Van Ruin" *Snicker*
- Also nicknamed "Old Kinderhook" "The Log Cabin Democrat" "The Little Magician" and "The Red Fox of Kinderhook" due to his bright red hair and silliness *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
- In his 1863 presidential campaign had fan clubs called "OK clubs" because of his nickname "Old Kinderhook"
- Is a leading nickname for my best friend Ruben because Buren spells Ruben if you switch the B and R. *SCORE!*
- Died July 24, 1862 of bronchial asthma

I will repost this on Dec. 5.

You were your mama's only boy

2006-10-23T14:49:00.000-07:00

I'm getting paid to write. I finally get to live out my dream of being a starving writer. Just because I'm writing about Nikon cameras does not detract from that

Jeffrey won on Project Runway. I'm not sure how that makes me feel. Good?

Camping=Awesome

Getting my hair singed by charcoal grill= less awesome

Brother, can you spare two dimes?

2006-10-11T23:37:00.000-07:00

People like Arya make me smile. This is from July of 2003:

"Alright jeff here we go:

so jeff and i use to have "beef" we
don't why or what it was about, but
we "squashed" it. Just like I squash
him at Virtua Tennis BOOYAH GRANDMA !
Anyways, the cool thing about jeff is
that he is one of the most
understanding people there are out
there. He very rarely acts without
kindness or the eternal of flame of
love for mankind in his heart. Jeff
deserves the best of everything in this
world. For those of you reading this,
be prepared for one of the people in
this world who is NOT AFRAID TO BE
HIMSELF. I think that's probably why I
like him so much. Even though I give
him crap sometimes for his goofiness I
love him for that. SHHHHHHHHH tell NO
one. In finishing, Jeff is one of my
best friends and I wouldn't trade his
friendship for anything in the world."

I miss this guy.

Beginning to get to me

2006-10-08T03:26:00.000-07:00

I hate Corpus Christi. There I said it.

I haven't done anything these last two days except for cook 25 lbs of beef shank, and go to a Moon Festival party with really bad kareoke singers (I did not participate).

I did get to see my grandfather though. It was good seeing him again. He is heading out for a trip to Taiwan soon. Every time I see him I'm afraid it may be the last. Is that morbid? He's getting older but still full of piss and vinegar. He used to just be full of vinegar.

Lately I've been in a funk. I think it's moving on with my life. Everything either feels like it's beginning or ending. And lately there seems to be alot more ending than beginning. In fact I can't seem to get anything to begin. Everything I've built up these last few years seems to be crashing down around me and I don't know how to stop it.

I don't want to leave Texas. I want to leave Texas. Does that make sense?

Homecoming King

2006-10-02T23:39:00.000-07:00

I stole this from Arya. Hope you don't mind buddy.

January

1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
I don't think I did.

2. Who kissed you at midnight?
Jack Daniels. We made out alot that night.

3. Does it snow where you live?
nope.

4. Do you like hot chocolate?
sure do.

5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
Nope. I have been to Times Square though

FEBRUARY

1. Who was your valentine in 2006?
Leslie Armin

2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your class?
Sure did. I Choo-Choo-Choose You!

3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
I don't care if a damn rodent see his own damn shadow!

MARCH

1. Are you Irish?
nope

2. Did you wear green on St. Patty's Day?
Nope

3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006?
I cant remember if thats the year I went over to Justins and watched Joe and Stephen get drunk

4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
NO! I love cold weather. All those wonderful layers of clothing!

APRIL

1. Do you like the rain?
yes. It feels like the earth is cleaner and leaves that wonderful smell of crisp empty parking lots.

2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
I don't think so.

3. Did anything exciting happen during this month?
San Marcos Trip!!!!!!!!!

4. Did YOU CELEBRATE 4/20?
nope

MAY

1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
i don't really have a favorite flower. Texas wild flowers are nice though

2. Do you like the spring?
Yes.

3. Finish the phrase "April showers":
bring may flowers

4. First color you think of during this month?
blue

JUNE

1. Did you go on any vacations in June?
nope. I think i went to austin a couple of times

2. Did you realize nothing special happens in June?
ummmm ya? I dunno?

JULY

1. What did you do on the 4th of July?
I think I watched the fire works go off over the Texas Hill Country from the window of my apartment

2. Did you go on any vacations during this month?
Maybe to Austin or Houston

3. Did you blast the A/C all day?
yes!!! OMG its fucking Texas!

AUGUST

1. Will you do anything special to end off your summer?
Went to New York City to visit my cousin. Decided thats where I want to end up.

2. what was your favorite memory of summer 2006?
Project Runway, and NYC

3. Did you have a sunburn?
nope

4. Did you go to the beach a lot?
no. I wish i did. I miss home.
SEPTEMBER

1. Did you attend school/college in '05?
Yes

2. Who is/was your favorite teacher?
i don't even remember what classes i took

3. Do you like fall better than summer?
YA!

OCTOBER

1. What was your favorite halloween costume ever?
I got to be Superman one year when i was in kindergarten and then i got to reuse a crappy vampire cape for the next eight years.

2. What's your favorite candy?
red vines

3. What did you dress up like last year?
nothing. This year I want to dress up like Ash from Evil Dead.

NOVEMBER

1. Whose house did you go to for thanksgiving?
I stayed in my apartment in San Antonio

2. Do you love stuffing?
meh

3. What were you thankful for?
My family and friends

DECEMBER

1. Do you celebrate Christmas?
yes

2. If not, what do you celebrate?

3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
nope

4. What do you want this year?
A job

5. Do you like cold weather?
Absolutely!!!

From a Motel 6

2006-10-02T00:20:00.000-07:00

Why must I live like a squatter?

lord loves the drinking man.

2006-09-27T10:44:00.000-07:00

I ran into a metal pole yesterday.

Titans GO!

2006-09-25T15:39:00.000-07:00

The damn H key on my keyboard does not work as well as it used to. So if there are random H's missing I apologize.

So on Saturday Me, Hayley, Jennifer C, and Laura spent eight hours watching Project Runway. Some of you may not think this was as awesome as it was, but let me assure you that it was pretty awesome. My favorite designer would have to be Daniel V. His stuff looks pretty good. (I AM TOTALLY NOT GAY!)

I haven't been to Capoeira in a while. I've been feeling pretty lazy lately, plus I had a massive amount of work to do last week. I need to start getting back. My +1 to dexterity has been slowly fading.

Graduation is coming up for me. I'll admit I'm a little intimidated by that idea. It'll be the first time in 18 years that I won't be going to school. That idea is nice, but I'll miss the college lifestyle. On top of that I have to find a job. I have an internship right now that may turn into something, but who knows? The places I've been looking don't seem to have any openings or I don't really want to relocate to that particular state (if anybody has connections LET ME KNOW PLEASE?!?!). There are three places I have my heart set on: Texas (preferably Dallas, Houston, Austin, or San Antonio), NYC, or San Francisco.

I want to work in comics or something nerdy. I've been a nerd (geek, dork, spaz, wanker, etc.) my entire life so I think I'm well prepared to work with people who prefer florescent lighting than real sunlight. I'm really nervous about not being able to find a job after college. I want to help my family out, and I want to be able to be independent from my parents. I think the idea of actually being on my own is what's making me antsy.

Anyways that's what's been up with me.

O YA! This Saturday (9/30) San Marcos trip!!!! Let me know if you want to go!!!! We'll set up rides!

2006-09-19T21:25:00.000-07:00

I CANT FIND MY FUCKING KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's got the crack?

2006-09-03T23:14:00.000-07:00

I AM 23 YEARS OLD TODAY!

I honestly didn't think I would make it this long.

Love is a burning thing...

2006-07-17T00:11:00.000-07:00

I have found the greatest bar in San Antonio. It's called the Martini Club. The guy who owns it has a three man band consisting of himself on guitar, trumpet, saxophone. He also has a drummer, and a keyboard's. All they do is play classic country songs, and oldies, and he sounds great!!!! When he sang Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash I could've sworn it was the man in black himself!! But what blew my mind was when he switched to Neil Diamond, and Willie Nelson!!!!

Baboon + 5 if you ever make it out here to San Antonio that is where we are spending our time. Just imagine us with a roomful of rowdy Texans singing Johnny Cash! BEST TIME EVER!!

I hear that old piano...

2006-07-14T01:35:00.000-07:00

I just saw A Prairie Home Companion. I have been a huge fan of this show for the last two years. The movie was an excellent adaptation of the radio show. I loved seeing some of those characters brought to life by amazing actors and actresses. It sent chills down my spine when I heard the opening chords of the theme song for Guy Noir. Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly were hilarious as the trail hands. If you haven't seen the movie I would highly recommend seeing it.

Hey porter, hey porter it's getting light outside.

2006-07-08T23:27:00.000-07:00

This may be the greatest website in the known universe! Ladies and gentlemen I give you Wookiepedia! It's the Star Wars Wikipedia site!!. Know if you ever want to know where, when, and how Tycho Chelchu (who is not to be confused with Jake Farrell) defected from the Empire to join the Rebel Alliance you can!

It's possible that the random article link on this page may be the end of my social life.

Go Italy!

That is all.

The Greatest Team Up Stories Ever Told

2006-06-30T15:05:00.000-07:00

Things are looking up for Jeff! Exciting news! I have a new laptop! It's a macbook. It is literally the greates thing ever! Now I can be online during class. I love it.

The second peice of good news is that I get to go to New York in August! It's shaping up to be another trip with all of my cousins. Raina (cousin) titled the trip "The Cousins Take Manhatten!" Honestly the only things I want to do is visit some museums, take 1-2 classes of capoeira, and see if I would like living in the city.

Thats about all. Oh ya! I've gotten addicted to a show caled Robot Chicken. If ya'll have never seen it I strongly urge you to watch it. I think I'm going to go watch Superman tonight. I've heard mixed reviews. I dunno I'll let you know.

Zum Zum Zum Capoeira Mata Um

2006-06-11T21:06:00.000-07:00

Batizado is finally over. Thank God. Don't get me wrong, I loved every second of it but seven strait days of Capoeira takes its toll on the body. We had a bunch of different instructors come in from different parts of the country and world. For example country-Mestre Ze Com Fome who came from Brazil.

He is one big dude. He is not part of our Capoeira group but is a very close friend to our group Someone told me he used to fight in UFC. Every time he saw me he would bow to me like I was some sort of Kung Fu master. My friends thought that was messed up and I should say something. Look at the picture again. You say something to him! He was a really nice guy though. It was all in good fun.

Another esteemed member of the Capoeira community that showed up was Mestre Loboa. He comes from Sao Paulo, Brazil.

The man has been a mestre since 1982! I wasn't even born yet! He ran a really tough workshop. First thing he had us do was two sets of 50 crunches. Then 2 more sets of 50 crunches that worked each side of your abs. Then 50 sets of ab exercises, 4 sets of 30 calf raises, 1 set of 50 calf raises, then 50 push ups, 5 minutes of ginga, and 5 minutes of moving around the floor. That was tough.

All in all it was a good batizado. I am now a yellow and white cord!

There are more pics but I don't feel like posting them. See my facebook, I uploaded them there.

2006-05-25T08:44:00.000-07:00

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Blue Moon Over Kentucky

2006-05-23T22:31:00.000-07:00

So I haven't updated in a long time. Maybe that's an understatement. I guess I'll start with how my life has been going.

Its been ok. I started a new job as an intern with Munoz Public Relations. They have some pretty big name clients, chiefly Ford Motor Company. They also do some side work with Proctor & Gamble and also a group of reknowned mariachis, Marichi Vargas. We just recently did a media screening for an IMAX film centered around the global history of the Cowboy. It was a learning experience.

Leslie has left for London. Well she is still in Houston but for all intense and purposes she's gone for the summer. So it's just me by my lonesome till she gets back. Capoeira has been going good. My batizado is coming up (June 10th if yall wanna come, call me for details.)

The thing about Capoeira is that it teaches you things. Many of you might say what can guys doing a bunch of flips and kicks teach you? You would be surprised by the answer. (Ok obviously you wouldn't be surprised due to the nature of the question. Shut up I'm making a point.) It has exposed how insecure I am with my abilities. This problem has plagued me for awhile. Even when I led worship it used to get to me. I was never confident in my musical ability. This problem has only intensified with physical ability. I'm still not confident in the way my body moves. I still get really nervous before I jump into the roda causing me to make stupid mistakes.

I guess to sum it all up I've been doing some thinking. I'm nervous of making large moves. I'm scared of taking the next step. I want to move out of Texas but I've made a nice little rut here. I don't know if I want to leave it. I guess I've just been feeling a little blue. Not sad, but like after you listen to a song by a good jazz musician. Melancholy. Anyways after that Charlie Brown post I'm going to go to sleep. I promise I didn't write this to get attention. I PROMISE!

Cause it makes me that much stronger, Makes me work a little bit harder, Makes me that much wiser, So thanks for making me a fighter

2006-04-27T12:57:00.000-07:00

Lijay and I had previously discussed what we thought constitutes a sport. And the two criteria that we decided need to be met are that:

1. There needs to be some way to adversely affect your opponent actions or gameplay, through your own actions or gameplay.
2. There needs to be an objective scoring system.

This conversation then ensued:

-Jeff: Do you think boxing is a sport? Because you can win by KO. But you can also win by judgment and the scoring is subjective.

-Lijay: Yes, I think boxing is a sport, but I think it's a little gay.

-Jeff: What?! How can it be gay?

-Lijay:Topless muscular men prancing in silk shorts, fighting for a belt and "purse".

-Jeff: Seems right up your alley.

-Lijay- I start training next week.

I'm a honkey tonk man.

2006-04-04T16:40:00.000-07:00

I miss going two-stepping. I need to get in touch with my two-stepping friends.

Nothing new here on this end.

Does anybody know of anyone who wants to sign a 6 month lease with me starting in August? If you do let me know. Cause I need somebody. If not I have to live in Joe's living room.

I have a job interview on Fri for a local PR firm. I need this internship. It pays too so I really hope I get it.

I'm rereading Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. That's a really good book. I'm usually not a big fan of the south. But the author paints such a great picture of southern living. If yall haven't read it yall should.

This is cool as well.

Recycled Paper. 100% post consumer waste.

2006-03-27T01:02:00.000-08:00

It's 6:40 AM. I have been up all night studying for a business law test. I thought I liked this class when I first started. All these rules about who got what and why they got it. But there's only so much a man can read about property conversion and appropriation before they go nuts.

I have an internship opportunity this weekend. It is for a local art group called the community art network (CAN). It doesn't pay, but I get a stipend at the end. It might be fun so I'm going to check it out.

I saw the movie RENT. It was ok, but then I saw the movie The Aristocrats and I nearly threw up. That movie is funny and disgusting. It's fu-gusting, if you will.

Ok two more hours and I'm done. Sorry I haven't updated in a while.

This is cool

Buy some Extra Cool Watermelon gum. It's delicious.

Hey good looking, what cha got cooking?

2006-02-20T23:38:00.000-08:00

I've always known I was a geek. I mean on my first day of school my mom thought it was a good idea to put me in knee high socks, overalls cut off at the knees, and a big straw floppy farmers hat. I never really stood a chance.

Last week I started down a path I vowed I would never take. I started collecting comic books. Now some of you might ask "Jeff didn't you already do that?" The answer to that question is no. I never actually collected comic books. I collected trade paper backs. For those of you who don't know trade paper backs are the collected run of a series. So for example volume one of the Green Arrow trade paper back collects issues 1-9.

Now this is sad for so many reasons. I will undoubtedly spend hours in comic book shops. I will immerse myself in grimy rooms reeking of B.O. surrounded by people who lose themselves in games of Heroclix and Star Wars Miniatures while I frantically look through boxes filled with cheap paper enclosed in plastic sleeves with acid-free cardboard backs. All this searching will leave me with a few moments of triumph when I pull issue #47 of Fables. My head will fill with useless comic book trivia. For instance did you know that Mysterio's helmet has its own half hour oxygen supply?

But being a geek isn't all that bad. Usually anywhere you go in the USA you have some sort of community. Usually that community shies away from natural light, but its better then nothing. Some of my best friends are geeks. In fact some of the best memories that I have are with people who I consider geeks. If your name isn't Arya, Robby, or Leslie you fall in that category. (Not to worry. Y'all are associated with good memories as well.)

Anyway that's what I've been doing with my life as of late. I think I'm ready for a change pretty soon.

2006-02-13T21:59:00.000-08:00

Your results:
You are Chekov

Chekov		70%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		55%
Uhura		55%
Will Riker		50%
Geordi LaForge		45%
Deanna Troi		45%
Spock		42%
Data		41%
Jean-Luc Picard		40%
Mr. Sulu		25%
Mr. Scott		20%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		20%
Beverly Crusher		15%
Worf		15%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		15%

Brash, rash and hasty,
but everyone loves you.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

2006-02-13T21:53:00.000-08:00

Your results:
You are Superman

Superman		95%
Spider-Man		80%
Green Lantern		55%
The Flash		55%
Supergirl		52%
Catwoman		50%
Wonder Woman		47%
Robin		42%
Batman		40%
Iron Man		35%
Hulk		30%

You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.

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The boys tell how Poncho fell, and Lefty is living in cheap hotels.

2006-02-12T19:30:00.000-08:00

Friday night was fun. I thought it was going to be a quiet night with just me and Leslie. But we decided that we wanted to go out. So I called my cousin Leway and my friend Michael to see if they wanted to go to a bar. A couple of Leway's friends as well as Leslie's friend Kristi joined us. We ended up going to a place called the Bombay Bicycle Club. It was a neat little club with a lot of people. I had a Bud Light. It was cool because it had a rodeo cowboy on the bottle. I think because the San Antonio Stockshow and Rodeo is coming soon.

We decided that we wanted to go somewhere quieter. We made our way over to Hooligans Sportsbar and Grill. Leway met a waitress there, but he didn't get her number like I told him to. Smuck. I met a nice Long Island Iced Tea. We talked for a little bit before I realized that it wouldn't work out. Long distance relationships rarely do. After beating Michael at air hockey, 7-4, we decided to go back to Leway's place.

We sat around and drank some more. The guys had Romeo y Julieta cigars. That's where we made fun of Leeway for being gay. Here are some excerpts:
-You know what Leway's favorite food is?
-Sausage
-You know what his favorite sausage is?
-Jimmy Dean
-You know what Leway's favorite rice dish is?
-White on rice
-You know what his favorite soda is?
-Squirt

We ended the night with Wedding Crashers. I've seen that movie like eight times now and it's still really funny. I didn't think it would be but it is. Anyways it was a fun night but a boring blog entry. Weird huh?

These old boots still got a lot of ground they haven't covered yet.

2006-02-09T22:03:00.000-08:00

To tell y'all the truth I only started this blog so I could be cool and funny like my friend Robbie, but when I sat down to write down a funny post I realized that I'm not that funny. That was sad. In fact it was the saddest moment of my life. Well not really the saddest moment of my life, but it was sorta disappointing. Actually it wasn't really disappointing but a lesser shade of disappointing. I don't know the word. But it made me realize I needed to stop wasting my days watching Justice League Unlimited episodes and wishing I had my modded Xbox back. Man I miss that Xbox.

I did make it to Capoeira class tonight. This is the third time I've gone this week. Three straight nights of Capoeira takes its toll on the body. My back, legs, shoulders, triceps, and other muscle groups that I didn't even know I had are sore. It's getting hard to do simple things like move my mouse so I can start the fifth season of Justice League Unlimited. *NERD ALERT, PLEASE REMAIN CALM*. In the fourth season the Justice League just made the ultra-secret government agency, Cadmus, realize it was being duped by Lex Luthor. But it all worked out due to the heroism and quick thinking of the Flash. Who might I add nearly merged with the Speed Force fighting a Brainiac and Lex Luthor amalgam. *NERD ALERT ENDING IN 3...2...1...* I can almost do a back tuck. I can do a back Handspring but I wouldn't try it without a spotter.

That's all I got for now. Robbie I'm still working on that section for you. I'll try to get it done over the weekend.

I guess I'll be seeing you down the road.

Sun downs coming round, baby lets get crazy now, crazy west Texas moon

2006-02-07T22:53:00.000-08:00

Hey guys. Since Robbie started a blog and Calvin started reposting on his, I've decided I wanted to make one as well. I'm still playing around with it. I'll have a real update later.